Machine washable cumcatcher
The future is now
It’s a penis tent
The more I hear stories and second hand accounts of dudes and their masturbation habits the more it sounds like every other motherfucker on the planet is a jizz hose that can’t be stopped, just fuckin’ splooshin’ on every surface they come into contact too. God damned summer fun fire hydrant of semen.
reblogging for the hilarious comments