Fellikitty
trebaolofarabia:

underhuntressmoon:

tylerchokely:

osedaex:

Machine washable cumcatcher

The future is now

It’s a penis tent

The more I hear stories and second hand accounts of dudes and their masturbation habits the more it sounds like every other motherfucker on the planet is a jizz hose that can’t be stopped, just fuckin’ splooshin’ on every surface they come into contact too. God damned summer fun fire hydrant of semen.

reblogging for the hilarious comments

trebaolofarabia:

underhuntressmoon:

tylerchokely:

osedaex:

Machine washable cumcatcher

The future is now

It’s a penis tent

The more I hear stories and second hand accounts of dudes and their masturbation habits the more it sounds like every other motherfucker on the planet is a jizz hose that can’t be stopped, just fuckin’ splooshin’ on every surface they come into contact too. God damned summer fun fire hydrant of semen.

reblogging for the hilarious comments

disney-park-junkie:

Disneyland’s “Live” Mermaids Appreciation Post - Disneyland’s “live” mermaids were officially part of the Submarine Voyage from the Summer of 1965 - 1967. However, there were also “live” mermaids swimming the lagoon on opening day, June 14, 1959. Eight synchronized swimmers were hired to perform an underwater ballet at the day’s festivities! Pictured above are two mermaids from 1967, and pictured below, are their 1959 counterparts.

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

Looks like a dragon o.o

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur

NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

Looks like a dragon o.o

pimpunderthemountain:

had to shut a bitch down today

dekutree:

curple:

Fill the tub up half way then ride it with my Surfbort

why she actin so surprised like did she really think she was gonna hang 10 in her gatdamn baftub

dekutree:

curple:

Fill the tub up half way then ride it with my Surfbort

why she actin so surprised like did she really think she was gonna hang 10 in her gatdamn baftub

delicatelydebonair:

I hate how if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys she’s considered a slut, but if a guy does the exact same thing, he’s ‘gay’

crystalsora:

meghannnleighhh:

I have a huge fascination with cool lights and lanterns.. Anyone else..???

I do too lol.