Here tiny human. Pick it up and throw it away. Then I’ll go get it!
OH MY GOSH
If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys
I wasn’t lying
I’ve reblogged this a trillion times. And ill do it 5trillion times more.
The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one
all of this is just perfect
I like to think that mayhem is the god of chaos.
Something that I and other people deal with. All I can do is ask for forgiveness and try harder to not let my problems make relationships unbearable to be with.
hun you’re not clingy to me and ill never abandon you
gpoy gpoy gpoy gpoy forever
Forgive me please
Relating to this on a spiritual level. This is me utterly in a nutshell.
This is the single best post I’ve ever seen.